100,000 BC: stone tools, 

4000 BC: the wheel,

9th century AD: Gundpowder, a bit of a gamechanger that one,

19th century, The lightbulb,

20th Century: The automobile, television, nuclear weapons, space craft, internet, 

21st Century, EUREKA!:  The Wipeless Poop. 

Pooping has changed. It's no longer about what you eat, how often you eat, or your medical history. The ass, and its consumption of toilet paper, has become a well-oiled machine. Pooping has changed. Psyllium husks inside bodies enhance and regulate all activities. Pooping control. Pooping size. Pooping regularity. Pooping comfort. Everything is monitored, and kept under control. The age of deterrence has become an age of control. All in the name of averting catastrophe from sudden bouts of needing to crap at the bar. When the bathroom is under total control, pooping… becomes routine.

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